PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And th